Truck

I love my truck. People ask me if I've named my truck. I have... her name is "Truck." She's been such a good truck to me though I've taken her to Devil's Tower, and past, and back. I intend on owning Truck for the rest of my life.

I never thought that I'd be a truck person, but here I am. I drive trucks for a living, I have a truck I can live in, I live in the country, I want to leave the country, and I have a truck that will go anywhere with me.

(Note: I do not own a straw hat. I do not listen to country music. I do not own a dog.)