25 things (I hate these things)

1. I have not read every book I own, which is not in and of itself interesting. However, I silently berate myself for this failure everyday.

2. I am forever looking for the perfect key chain, pen, pad of paper, watch, and wallet. I have found nice stopping points on that search, but perfection is always out of reach.

3. I never learned phonics and I have a difficult time pronouncing new words or ones that I've only ever read.

4. I only ever throw away a note, scrap of paper with writing, or book with much psychological pain. These things are usually saved for long periods of time and I have boxes and boxes that contain such notes and scraps of paper.

5. I am slow at performing mental math, despite my love of math. I tend to get distracted by the processes of addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.

6. I am almost 80% sure that I have a girlfriend.

7. I once completely took apart my father's computer. Since I was unable to put it back together, he bought a new one.

8. I had more fun at my Sophomore prom than at the following four. This was because I knew that I had nothing to lose, no one else's feelings to consider, and I knew no one there. The others were far more stressful.

9. I would be happiest if I never had to sleep again or if I never had to wake up again.

10. I never seem to be able to spell necessary. (thank God for spell check)

11. I sweat a lot when I read books or watch good movies.

12. I operate 2 pornographic websites.

13. I used to want to be an inventor. I still want to be an inventor.

14. I contribute regularly to Wikipedia.

15. I once killed a mouse by holding it underwater.

16. I have fantasized about running away from home since the second grade. I still do.

17. I like odd numbers more than I like even numbers.

18. I think that stale Twizzlers are far superior to fresh ones.

19. I talk to myself constantly when I am driving alone. It is usually a string of word vomit and/or verbatim reenactments of conversations I have had.

20. I have had almost no sense of smell for the last 3 years.

21. I am proud, in retrospect, of every dime I ever spent on a woman.

22. I am not at all ticklish due to years of training myself not to be.

23. I find mirrors to be my least favorite flat surfaces. Windows are my second least favorite.

24. I have saved every conversation I have ever had on AOL Instant Messenger.

25. One fifth of these "facts" are lies.