A-Z

A
- Available: Already Taken
- Age: About Twenty-Four
- Annoyance: Allspice (check the ingredients list... liars)
- Animal: Aardvark

B
- Beer: Bottled
- Birthday: Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Michael Jordan. Orwell Novel
- Best Friend: Beer
- Blind or Deaf: Both
- Best weather: Beach Or Blizzard
- Been in Love: Been In And Out
- Believe in Magic: Blasphemy
- Believe in Santa: Bah, Humbug

C
- Candy: Cadbury
- Color: Cut Grass
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Choc-illa
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chinet
- Cake or pie: Cut A Slice Of Each
- Continent to visit: Collecting All Seven, Three Down
- Cheese: Cheddar

D
- Day or Night: Dark
- Dancing in the rain: Define Dancing

E
- Eyes: Eh
- Everyone's got: E. Coli
- Ever failed a class: Eleven

F
- First thoughts waking up: Food
- Food: Friendly

G
- Greatest Fear: Growing Old
- Goals: Getting Gone
- Gum: Green
- Get along with your parents: Get Real

H
- Hair Color: Hay
- Height: Half-Dime' Niner"
- Happy: Hardcore
- Holiday: Half-Birthday
- How do you want to die: How I Was Born, On Accident

I
- Ice Cream: In A Cone
- Instrument: iPod?

J
- Jewelry: Jewels
- Job: Jack-Of-All-Trades

K
- Kids: Keen
- Kickboxing or karate: Karate (the band)
- Keep a journal: Keep? I Give It Away

L
- Love: Lol
- Laughed so hard you cried: Love

M
- Milk flavor: Malted?
- Movies: Many
- Motion sickness: Motion Wellness
- McD’s or BK: My Way

N
- Number: Numerous, Primes Are Nice

O
- One wish: Only One? Okay, Accomplishment

P
- Pepsi/Coke: Pibb
- Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni... And Everything Else
- Piercings: Penis

Q
- Quail: Quite

R
- Reality T.V.: Reality Vomiting
- Radio Station: Real Music
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Readily
- Ring size: Regulation

S
- Song: Sing One
- Shoe size: Shodden? Seldom.
- Salad dressing: Sudden Valley Ranch
- Sushi: So Spendy
- In the shower: Sometimes
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Snozberries

T
- Tattoos: Ten
- Time for bed: Ten Past 0500
- Thunderstorms: Thunderstruck

U
- Unpredictable: Universally

V
- Vacation spot(s): VA 32° South

W
- Weakness: Wanderlust
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Walter
- Worst feeling: Wanderlust
- Worst Weather: Winter

X
- X-Rays: X-citing

Y
-Year it is now: Y2K9
-Yellow: Yet To Be Proven

Z
- Zoo animal: Zebra